Woman Who Called The Cops ON 8 YEAR OLD Selling Bottled Water Is Outed By Black Twitter

While Barbecue Becky is somewhere gorging herself on veggie burgers, a new White chick who wants to use 911 as a weapon has drawn the ire and infamy of Black Twitter: #PermitPatty.

And she’s been identified, thanks to the sleuthery of Black Twitter: Allison Ettel is, interestingly, a San Fran cannabis seller “scientist” whose primary clients are dogs!

But when she’s not helping dogs get lit, she evidently spends her off-time looking for Black children to incarcerate.

According to social media posts, this chubby-faced, non-Cherub was so mortified and deeply overcome with indignation at the sight of an 8-year-old Black girl selling bottled water–“without a permit!! for Jesus’ sake–she just had to call the cops.

The shameful incident occurred in San Francisco, which itself is becoming so expensive that many Bay-area residents can hardly afford the cost of parking a car on a city street there.

Meanwhile, Allison AKA #PermitPatty, is doing her part to restore segregation, while ensuring that–Heavens To Betsy!!–the scourge of little Black kids in front of their apartment buildings selling bottled water doesn’t become a citywide epidemic.

And now her blimpie-sized azz has rightfully been exposed.

It wasn’t easy though: as the 8 year old’s mom closed in for some camera time, Patty tried to hide behind a stoop to avoid becoming a trending topic, or a feature on WorldStar, or a front page article on various blogs.

But its hard to hide an azz that wide and out of shape!

See? FAIL.

Here’s the brief dialogue posted by the woman whose child is accused of Selling Water While Black:

“This woman don’t want a little girl to sell some water, she’s calling the police on an 8-year-old girl,” the woman taking the video says. “Don’t hide, the whole world gonna see you boo.”

“Illegally selling water without a permit?” the white woman stated.

“On my property,” the mother replied.

“It’s not your property,” Patty chastisingly offered.

Twitter users went ham. Now, let the memes begin.

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